Miltank: Hello and welcome to our show. Today, we have parents begging for our help.
Seymour: Yes. These people are having trouble with their children. Todays topic "MY KIDS ARE CONTROLLING MY LIFE!" Tch, Tch, Tch, a deadly shame.
Miltank: Lets introduce our first guest. This is Mary Lynn. Mary Lynn says her son Lunar, beats, screams, kicks, and constantly disrespects her.
Mary Lynn: Yes, Miltank. He does.
Seymour: Does he have a father figure?
Mary Lynn: well, I do have a boyfriend.
Seymour: there's your problem right there! You must spend to much time with your boyfriend. being neglected. (Stupid woman)
Miltank: Seymour don't do that. We don't know until we talk to Lunar himself. Well, here's nine years old, Lunar. Come on out.
(Everybody boo's and Lunar comes out.)
Lunar: Shut Up! Yaw don't know me! Yaw don't know me!
Seymour:........... You know what.... sit down!
(Lunar sits down)
Miltank: Hello Lunar.
Lunar: Yeah, hi Miltank, hey Seymour.
Miltank: Now, your mommy tells me you do bad things to her....correct?
