1. Ever wonder why Seymour has veins on his forehead. It couldn't be from old age, he's only 28. Or is 28 old for a Guado? Or are they there since he's crazy? Hmmm.
2. Ever wonder why his hair is like that? How did he do it? Maybe he used hair grease and a mean dose of spritz.
3. Ever wonder why Seymour didn't snatch Lulu up? If he knew Tidus and Yuna were in love, he could have snatched Lulu up. They both use magic, and Seymour would have been happier with Lulu.
4. Ever wonder why his nails were so long? Well, maybe there's no such thing as a nail filer or nail clipper in Spira. But they do have nail polish since Seymour's nails are blue. Hmmmm......think about that.
